Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

In Praise of the Martyr Ali-Mohammadi and Other Iranian Revolutionary Scientists

Zawmb'yee — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:35:36 +0000

In Praise of the Vanishing Dead and Revolutionary Science

     Ali-Mohammadi was a universally praised physicist and Revolutionary phD Scholar martyred by counterrevolutionary agents linked to the West.
     I’d like to say a word about the superiority of Iranian scientists in comparison to the American and Chinese scientists. They are quite undisiplined, the Americans more than the Chinese, as shown by recent events.
     The Americans are in chaos and showing their weakness. The smallest little thing makes them close down an airport. Their scientists fail to support their regime in any effective way with functional devices.
     A Chinese graduate student in Molecular Biology was able to sneak into a secure area of an airport in New Jersey. There is speculation that the security guard was called away to body search a 90-year-old Swedish nun who had been to the Shrine of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, and came under suspicion when someone yelled, “She’s a hadji !”. They kept demanding she explain why she went to Mecca. While the guard was away the student was able to sneak into the secure area to give his girlfriend a kiss.
     Such decadence. Our Biology grad students without stars are diligent for the revolution — “Make war not love”. Our latest project began with a study to restore the full glory of the complex Iranian ecology. In collaboration with the Russians, methods were designed to reintroduce the Caspian Tiger which is a close relative of the Siberian Tiger. But our scientists, holding the advanced quantum spiritual phD degrees approved by the Supreme Leader himself, have gone way beyond initial expectations.
     In collaboration with the Holy Horticulture Institute, giant pods with the appearance of a 3 meter long melon have been successfully grown from seeds the Russians collected in space. One of these pods was placed in a cage with a Siberian Tiger.
     When the tiger fell asleep, a doppelganger began to grow inside the pod. After a few months, a full grown Tiger burst out of the pod. The tiger was a complete duplicate except that it was lacking in emotion. However, it was easily trained to kill dispassionately without a roar but with an odd purr.
     We have recruited Basiji volunteers for human experiments.
     The detailed research papers will be published soon.
     Also, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will be directing a documentary propaganda film based on this research called “The Persian Body Snatchers And The Night of the Living Dead”**
** Ahmadinejad has reviewed confiscated DVD’s given to him by Montazavi who took it from a currency smuggler:
Invasion of the Body Snatchers(1956), a movie : Director, Don Siegel;Writers: Daniel Mainwaring (screenplay),Jack Finney (Collier’s magazine serial). 5 February 1956 (USA)
plot: “A small-town doctor learns that the population of his community is being replaced by emotionless alien duplicates.”
The Night of the Living Dead(1968)

The Mystery of Decadent Western Culture, the Axis of Green

Zawmb'yee — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:59:11 +0000

     Some of the chirping birds have left the Enduring nest of infidels to lecture in a Green glen. This Triple Alliance with American culture seems a puzzle, but we are alert to this Axis of Greenies, and…
     We will not be outmaneuvered. I told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to get a translation of Saul Alinsky’s “Rules For Radicals” to see what the Great-Satan-President Obama’s Reverend Ayatollahs in the holy city of Chicago have taught him to use as strategy. But Mahmoud got involved with custom’s agents confiscating copies of a DVD, “Best of Abbott and Costello.”
     The Minister of Culture and Propaganda and poor Mahmoud are having a problem understanding the coded messages in the DVD. The hardest one, about a horse race has been, “Every Mudder must eat its fodder.” Costello, speaking a regional dialect, seems to hear it as “Every Mother must eat its Father.” Abbott says a “Mudder” is a horse that runs well on muddy race tracks, and fodder is food for horses. “Rules for Radicals” seems to be fodder for mudslinging. The West is devious and incoherent.
     Our rules are clear, God willing. But as necessity dictates, for every exigency there is a fatwah, for every rose a thorn, and for every hypocrisy a grand fatwah will transform it into justice. The West has their silly rules for radicals, but we have our magnificence of being right.
     The Revolutionary Guards are tracking down all the references. They have found some sites that will be banned from the univerisities:
   Abbott and Costello biography
Abbott and Costello Website

Banned by the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei: You must obey

Zawmb'yee — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:24:14 +0000

Forbidden Works and Warnings

Warnings:
The UK is distributing pens with green ink that automatically writes messages against Islam. Remember, the UK started the demonstrations and their agents are the only ones who voted for Mousavi. Karoubi is third rate and not worthy of discussion.
It is a crime against God to butter an English muffin. Butter must go in tea. MI5 has planted MP3 players in goats. Don’t listen to old goats. It is a crime against God to speak to God directly. Only I do.

Forbidden Reading

    Citizens of Iran
    It is forbidden to read the blasphemy and brainwashing of the Western media. Do not be seduced by the decadence of the West.
    It is a crime against God to go to or read the following websites. Anyone who does is subject to arrest. We thought that the New York Times would serve as useful idiots, but recently they have printed dangerous rhetoric praising the traitor Karoubi. Except for our elite scholars, it is harmful to be corrupted by the reading of such subversive texts as has appeared on October 23, 2009 in the New York Times. Death to America and the New York Times. There will be severe consequences for those who would dare look beyond the veil at these evil publications:     http://nytimes.com

http://online.wsj.com

http://enduringamerica.com

http://iranallday.blogspot.com

http://nanehlala.blogspot.com

http://mojoepoe.wordpress.com

http://iranfacts.blogspot.com

http://www.sidewalklyrics.com

Ali Khamenei In the Spirit of The Mean Times

Zawmb'yee — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:25:21 +0000

Is The Supreme Parent of Iran Alive As True Spirit of the Revolution

    You have seen me with the female scholars.This should be enough to prove my existence in the spirit of the revolution.
    But I can not tell if I am alive even among thousands of female scholars, because some of them are undercover men and some of the men in the intelligence service can be quite ugly. Our women have the talent to bare the children who are the fodder of our fanaticism, and many of the scholars and playwrights among them are fertile with farce like a pomegranate.
    Am I alive? Dissolved in intense prayer and meditation, I cannot feel the body of my deeds that require me to dissociate from my soul. Would you ask me about evil deeds, decadent Western academia?
    Because I am holy, I have plausible deniability. With my divine powers I have erased the sunspots from the sun, erased my guilt, and begun an age of chill and silence. Ghost or not, fever does not delude me, I am the Devil in the details, the shadow in the photo.
    My opponents are mere English dogs: Lassie has fallen into the 12th well and Timmy cannot help her.
    I am more powerful than the pagans and my sword of justice shall slay beyond the October of the Americans.
    Beware the Guards and my son. Let not the MI5 stir the pot. “Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.” Let you and us pray, “Death to America, apple pie and Lassie,” and have a nice day. Peace.

Congratulations America On Nobel Peace Prize

Zawmb'yee — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:39:44 +0000

Congratulations America. The Nobel’s a piece ‘a cake. A piece of Neville Chamberlain in our time. Ahmadinejad is a “gentleman” with the atomic sword of peace. The peace of annihilation and world caliphate is possible with your help and acquiescence. Our protesters in prison are peaceful unlike your decadent Chicago. Everyone in Iran agrees (some after torture) with Ahmadinejad’s philosophy of peace and love of obedient children. Peace will come with surrender to our righteous ideas. Peace through annihilation. Don’t send the 40,000 troops to Afghanistan. Send them to Oslo where they can guard against melting glaciers. The Norwegians are suffering from the hallucinations that we cherish: they believe in peace through public talk. We believe it is right and just that the infidels deceive themselves through endless pompous chatter. We are conciliatory in public, will gladly meet Western Fools for Peace (if their women cover their heads), and will graciously serve the tea of deception. Yes, do put down your arms for an infidel nuclear-free world. We will finish our nuclear research for the peaceful purpose of eliminating illegitimate national entities. When the filth of the earth is removed from the map and their ashes swept away in a fire storm and mushroom cloud, there will be peace. We believe in peace and nuclear disarmament for all others. Peace through annihilation of the non-believers. Norway is for peace. We are for peace. They and their sycophants are prize jewels of ignorance that remain true to their nature, fortunately for us, and our intelligence services enjoy a good treasure hunt.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Sings the Public Relations ( PR ), ” Oh So Pretty “

Zawmb'yee — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:21:10 +0000

Lies are pretty
oh so pretty
so witty and pretty today

Ahmadinejad,
you’ll charm foolish little fools tonight

Om,Qom,Qum
bum a missile

Om,Qom,Qum
spin uranium

Lies to infidels,
peoples’ souls,
UN toads,
for the codes
Loud!

Lies are pretty
oh so pretty
so witty and pretty today

Ahmadinejad,
you’re such a charming peach tonight

Oh Ahmadinejad,
our prayers are a rose without perfume

It might be true that gambling is wrong, but it’s expedient to play poker with the West. Those pompous buffoons love games and it keeps them from reporting on our internal affairs. We have all the cards, deal from the bottom, with Machiavellian cards wild and Ahmadinejad the joker.

Perhaps we’ll play with the Western mice. We have them by the tail. Our tales seem to please them like a bed time story that puts them to sleep while we out-maneuver our internal opponents. Perhaps we’ll offer the Chinese mouse a piece of oily cheese. The Russians will make money selling us missiles. America is too weak to offer anything but meaningless concessions and rhetoric: sure, let the UN inspect something or other — they can parade around if they like, maybe stop to say a prayer of pontification.

So Obama knew from Bush long ago that we were building a holy tunnel for the glory of Iran. So what. We have our ace in the hole. China needs our oil and they are on the security council. Russia? Um, by the way, perhaps we will appoint new ambassadors to Ossetia, Abkhazia, and Chechya.

The Justness And Simplicity of Ahmadinejad’s Speech 18 Sept. 2009

Zawmb'yee — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:32:45 +0000

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has rightly stated that there should be 72 countries in Europe. This is only just. And of course, for there to be true justice in the world it will be necessary to fully dismember Russia too.We will first absorb Azerbaijan. A second just step will soon follow to ensure the liberation of all 13 ethnic groups in Georgia just as Ossetia and Abkhazia were liberated by the indigenous people.
It is shocking that anyone would fail to see the rightness of this course, even Enduringamerica http://bit.ly/M7ZTm

http://enduringamerica.com/2009/09/18/iran-qods-day-snap-analysis-of-ahmadinejad-speech/

The U.S. has shown its weakness again by dropping its missile program in the Czech Rep. and Poland. The U.S. let Russia start the break-up of Georgia with the take over of Ossetia and Abkhazia. This is a good start.

Poetry in the style of “La Donna È Mobile” by Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader

Zawmb'yee — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:03:52 +0000

Leaders Are Fickle

I am the leader
even if Iran teeters
on the brink of complicity
could be I’m finicky

Let there be confusion
even if delusion

Let there be illusion,
torture makes ‘em confess.

Innocent confess,
will confess,
under my duress

My Ahmadinejad
he is my bad cop
I am the good cop
we break Khatami
false charge Mousavi
sliced like salami

I control the army
nukes will divert.

Media gone
who can harm
we rule the Earth

Open Letter To Abdolkarim Soroush

Zawmb'yee — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:19:08 +0000

(This is a response to the letter of Soroush. For the open letter FROM Soroush see
Sep 13, 2009 UPDATED Iran: English Text and Summary of Soroush Letter to the Supreme Leader
By Scott Lucas
Enduringamerica.com

Letter to Abdolkarim Soroush

Mr. Soroush,
     Philosophers have no troops, and the opposition is crushed. The Revolutionary Guards are my swine, my invincible swords, who are penned in by my blasphemies as you well know, but no one under the sword will have a voice that contradicts me.Your Western doves will be of no solace to you.
     The Guards are lean for I have rendered their fat into rancid pools, made them take their bacon into battle against the fools who briefly speak before I torture them into submission, confession, and silence.
     The clergy are tangled in prevarication and I have scripted their scripture into paradoxes of their sanctimonious hypocrisy that they so much enjoy under the turbans they have made into crowns.
     But I alone have been illuminated by my magnificent terror,as you know, Abdolkarim Soroush.
     But no one can speak against me for long while I have the sword and the ocean has space for barred cell phones ,pens, and disgrace.
     All are drowned out by my thunder and bloody rain. My reign shall prevail on Earth. Western doves will not save you.
         Yours in Hell, your Supreme Leader,
         Ali Khamenei

Announcements And Proclamation of the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Said Ali Khamenei, The Great

Zawmb'yee — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:08:27 +0000

To Mousavi/Khatami/Karoubi clique: Qum by Ya, get along little Western dogies to jail.

In an editiorial in my paper Kayhan, Hossein Shariatmadari says that Mousavi is a foreign agent.

Warning:Queen Elizabeth & MI5,6,7&8 are infiltrating clone spies.Your sister could be an enemy clone.

Warning: if your sister is seen wearing a crown, report her–she’s a foreign agent.

My Associate Henchmen Scholars of the Revolution have determined that Mousavi & Khatami are foreign agents.

The 20 protesters killed during demonstration are not martyrs.They’re foreign agents eliminated by the patriotic Basiji.

Warning:don’t eat lamb by candle light.The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker are foreign agents.

The Association of Researchers & Teachers of Qum have been penetrated by agents from the Kazakstan underground.

Velayat-e-faiqih.Atttention Revolutinary Guards.You are ordered to arrest the Teachers of Qum.Qum by me, Allah.

Attention Revolutionary Guards.You are to arrest any Basiji of feint heart.Murder and torture are their duty and obligation.

Attention Basiji: prepare the box cars.

Guesstoppo elite palace guards are to report to me only. Allah Ak Bar.

Meeting July 19 of Supreme National Security Council in Tehran bunker.Bring plans for final solution.

Persian Guard report in full traditional ceremonial dress with complete body armor and swords at the Caspian Sea beach X23 staging area for the loyalty demonstration and Roman re-enactment.

The Infiltration into the Basiji by foreign agents has ended. The Guesstoppo arrested the 5 perpetrators.

The traitor commander of the Revolutionary Guards has been exposed. He is under questioning by the Guesstoppo.

Attention citizens of Iran: you’re all under arrest.Report to nearest prison, or designated congregation areas.

All foreign clones are to be eliminated. All shall remain congregated until cull is completed. Citizens, thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.