To Mousavi/Khatami/Karoubi clique: Qum by Ya, get along little Western dogies to jail.
In an editiorial in my paper Kayhan, Hossein Shariatmadari says that Mousavi is a foreign agent.
Warning:Queen Elizabeth & MI5,6,7&8 are infiltrating clone spies.Your sister could be an enemy clone.
Warning: if your sister is seen wearing a crown, report her–she’s a foreign agent.
My Associate Henchmen Scholars of the Revolution have determined that Mousavi & Khatami are foreign agents.
The 20 protesters killed during demonstration are not martyrs.They’re foreign agents eliminated by the patriotic Basiji.
Warning:don’t eat lamb by candle light.The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker are foreign agents.
The Association of Researchers & Teachers of Qum have been penetrated by agents from the Kazakstan underground.
Velayat-e-faiqih.Atttention Revolutinary Guards.You are ordered to arrest the Teachers of Qum.Qum by me, Allah.
Attention Revolutionary Guards.You are to arrest any Basiji of feint heart.Murder and torture are their duty and obligation.
Attention Basiji: prepare the box cars.
Guesstoppo elite palace guards are to report to me only. Allah Ak Bar.
Meeting July 19 of Supreme National Security Council in Tehran bunker.Bring plans for final solution.
Persian Guard report in full traditional ceremonial dress with complete body armor and swords at the Caspian Sea beach X23 staging area for the loyalty demonstration and Roman re-enactment.
The Infiltration into the Basiji by foreign agents has ended. The Guesstoppo arrested the 5 perpetrators.
The traitor commander of the Revolutionary Guards has been exposed. He is under questioning by the Guesstoppo.
Attention citizens of Iran: you’re all under arrest.Report to nearest prison, or designated congregation areas.
All foreign clones are to be eliminated. All shall remain congregated until cull is completed. Citizens, thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.
