Announcements And Proclamation of the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Said Ali Khamenei, The Great

To Mousavi/Khatami/Karoubi clique: Qum by Ya, get along little Western dogies to jail.

In an editiorial in my paper Kayhan, Hossein Shariatmadari says that Mousavi is a foreign agent.

Warning:Queen Elizabeth & MI5,6,7&8 are infiltrating clone spies.Your sister could be an enemy clone.

Warning: if your sister is seen wearing a crown, report her–she’s a foreign agent.

My Associate Henchmen Scholars of the Revolution have determined that Mousavi & Khatami are foreign agents.

The 20 protesters killed during demonstration are not martyrs.They’re foreign agents eliminated by the patriotic Basiji.

Warning:don’t eat lamb by candle light.The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker are foreign agents.

The Association of Researchers & Teachers of Qum have been penetrated by agents from the Kazakstan underground.

Velayat-e-faiqih.Atttention Revolutinary Guards.You are ordered to arrest the Teachers of Qum.Qum by me, Allah.

Attention Revolutionary Guards.You are to arrest any Basiji of feint heart.Murder and torture are their duty and obligation.

Attention Basiji: prepare the box cars.

Guesstoppo elite palace guards are to report to me only. Allah Ak Bar.

Meeting July 19 of Supreme National Security Council in Tehran bunker.Bring plans for final solution.

Persian Guard report in full traditional ceremonial dress with complete body armor and swords at the Caspian Sea beach X23 staging area for the loyalty demonstration and Roman re-enactment.

The Infiltration into the Basiji by foreign agents has ended. The Guesstoppo arrested the 5 perpetrators.

The traitor commander of the Revolutionary Guards has been exposed. He is under questioning by the Guesstoppo.

Attention citizens of Iran: you’re all under arrest.Report to nearest prison, or designated congregation areas.

All foreign clones are to be eliminated. All shall remain congregated until cull is completed. Citizens, thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

Foreigners Instigate in Iran.Revolutionary News by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Twitter

Beat a girl.She said,”oh God.”
I said,”You can’t speak to God directly.”
She said,”I was talking to you.”
“Thanks,I enjoyed the beating,” I said #evileader #iranelection

Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati found 10 ballots in 22 electoral districts for Mousavi in the turbans of employees of the British Embassy #evileader #iranelection

Western & Zionist forces sneezed on the Speaker of the Parliament,Ali Larijani who said,”God bless you.” Execute him. #evileader #iranelection

Queen Elizabeth herself,infiltrated into Tehran,killed Neda Agha-Soltan.Prince Harry assisted. #evileader #iranelection

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Demands Executions

Execution

Sasha Baron visiting us.He wants to be executed in exchange for a goat for his village in Kazakstan.Borat,yes #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Sasha Baron is writing a play for us”Springtime for Persia and Hitler too” #evileader #iranelection #iran #Tehran #persiankiwi

What a wonderful day for an execution.I’ve always enjoyed them ever since Marie Antoinette.Bitten a few necks #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Ah,the French Revolution,I remember it well.Advantages to being immortal:Tasty blood everywhere.God is Great. #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

A Koran in a protester’s pocket stopped a bullet.Unfortunate, but I sucked the blood out of his Koran.Delicious #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Recount:we will show that all votes for Mousavi were done by agents of the UK;new count 100% for Ahmadinejad #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Prayer breakfast: Persian muffins, tea, honey and blood. Exercise:Throw frisbees,turbans,virgins,whip a student,extract a confession #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Mahmoud fell asleep again during prayers.We popped 72 green balloons to wake him up.He shouted,”Khamenei is Great” #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

We’re starting a new Reality Show: “Name that Sin: Crimes Against God” #persiankiwi #evileader #iranelection

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Commands On Twitter Infidels

I Declare

Warning:Queen Elizabeth planted coded messages inside pistachio nuts.Report any students opening any nut suspiciously.Only approved nuts are authorized #iranelection #evileader

Warning:The Mr. Peanut character is a CIA plot to mock the prophet Mohammed.Report anyone dressed as a nut. #iranelection #evileader

Warning:MI5 has sent the Christian Imam,St. Patrick, to infest Iran with snakes.Remember, the only snakes authorized to carry batons are the Basiji. #iranelection #evileader

Report any student with green urine — they work for the secret Iman,St. Patrick #iranelection #evileader

Warning:If your Mother protests on the street, I will beat her to death, & execute u.She is a courtesan of Queen Elizabeth.Report any woman wearing a crown #iranelection #evileader

Warning:The UK is distributing pens with green ink that automatically writes messages against Islam.Remember,the UK started the demonstrations & their agents are the only ones who voted for Mousavi #iranelection #evileader

Warning:It is a crime against God to butter an English muffin.Butter must go in tea #iranelection #evileader

Warning: MI5 has planted MP3 players in goats. Don’t listen to old goats #iranelection #evileader

Warning: It is a crime against God to speak to God directly.Only I do.Ali Khamenei is Great #iranelection #evileader

Warning:Any suddenly appearing bee hives have been planted by UK Crusaders and their Transformer allies.It is a nest of spies.All crusader bees & ants must be destroyed #iranelection #evileader

Warning: The UK Crusaders have fired missles into the Sun, removing Sun spots.Don’t use satellite dishes–they are sending solar flares to deceive you. I am the Sun of the Revolution in Darkness #iranelection #evileader