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Warning:Queen Elizabeth planted coded messages inside pistachio nuts.Report any students opening any nut suspiciously.Only approved nuts are authorized #iranelection #evileader

Warning:The Mr. Peanut character is a CIA plot to mock the prophet Mohammed.Report anyone dressed as a nut. #iranelection #evileader

Warning:MI5 has sent the Christian Imam,St. Patrick, to infest Iran with snakes.Remember, the only snakes authorized to carry batons are the Basiji. #iranelection #evileader

Report any student with green urine — they work for the secret Iman,St. Patrick #iranelection #evileader

Warning:If your Mother protests on the street, I will beat her to death, & execute u.She is a courtesan of Queen Elizabeth.Report any woman wearing a crown #iranelection #evileader

Warning:The UK is distributing pens with green ink that automatically writes messages against Islam.Remember,the UK started the demonstrations & their agents are the only ones who voted for Mousavi #iranelection #evileader

Warning:It is a crime against God to butter an English muffin.Butter must go in tea #iranelection #evileader

Warning: MI5 has planted MP3 players in goats. Don’t listen to old goats #iranelection #evileader

Warning: It is a crime against God to speak to God directly.Only I do.Ali Khamenei is Great #iranelection #evileader

Warning:Any suddenly appearing bee hives have been planted by UK Crusaders and their Transformer allies.It is a nest of spies.All crusader bees & ants must be destroyed #iranelection #evileader

Warning: The UK Crusaders have fired missles into the Sun, removing Sun spots.Don’t use satellite dishes–they are sending solar flares to deceive you. I am the Sun of the Revolution in Darkness #iranelection #evileader