Some of the chirping birds have left the Enduring nest of infidels to lecture in a Green glen. This Triple Alliance with American culture seems a puzzle, but we are alert to this Axis of Greenies, and…
We will not be outmaneuvered. I told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to get a translation of Saul Alinsky’s “Rules For Radicals” to see what the Great-Satan-President Obama’s Reverend Ayatollahs in the holy city of Chicago have taught him to use as strategy. But Mahmoud got involved with custom’s agents confiscating copies of a DVD, “Best of Abbott and Costello.”
The Minister of Culture and Propaganda and poor Mahmoud are having a problem understanding the coded messages in the DVD. The hardest one, about a horse race has been, “Every Mudder must eat its fodder.” Costello, speaking a regional dialect, seems to hear it as “Every Mother must eat its Father.” Abbott says a “Mudder” is a horse that runs well on muddy race tracks, and fodder is food for horses. “Rules for Radicals” seems to be fodder for mudslinging. The West is devious and incoherent.
Our rules are clear, God willing. But as necessity dictates, for every exigency there is a fatwah, for every rose a thorn, and for every hypocrisy a grand fatwah will transform it into justice. The West has their silly rules for radicals, but we have our magnificence of being right.
The Revolutionary Guards are tracking down all the references. They have found some sites that will be banned from the univerisities:
Abbott and Costello biography
Abbott and Costello Website
